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The Biggest Lies in the Gym
compiled by Andrew, reprinted from misc.fitness.weights
- I don't want to get too big.
- Today is my light day.
- I'll do abs tomorrow.
- I'm not really trying to pick you up.
- This baseball cap protects my eyes from the glaring lights.
- I don't go to the gym to check out the babes. Honest.
- I used to lift ...
- Its supposed to bounce off my chest like that.
- I don't do squats, 'cause they're bad for the knees.
- I'm just getting back into it.
- I don't do legs because I don't like it when they rub together.
- I was not staring.
- I don't care how I look, I just wanna be strong.
- It's all you.
- I've been sick lately.
- I do circuits for the exercise.
- I don't care about how strong I am, I just wanna look good.
- I didn't notice the babe - I'm here to workout.
- No, I got these gains by using Creatine.
- I'm not a juicer.
- I had too much alcohol last night.
- I haven't worked out in weeks.
- I lifted a lot more than that last time.
- I always put my weights back when I'm done!
- I always clean my sweat/chalk off the equipment.
- I didn't drop it - it slipped.
- You don't need to lift heavy.
- I can't do squats, I have bad knees.
- I just injured my ___ a couple weeks ago.
- I don't need to do legs because I run/walk/cycle on the weekends.
- You only have to do 1 set.
- I go to the gym to work on my fitness.
- Callus prevention? No I wear gloves to help my grip.
- I never cheat.
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